Top 10 Ways
A Church Choir Director Tells You (indirectly)
That
You Need a New Passion
10. The
St. Peter’s Choir voted to move weekly practice to 4:30 a.m. Wednesday. It's ok
if you don't like to get up that early.
9. When
we ordered the sheet music for our upcoming cantata, they left out the section
with your part.
8. We’ve
run out of chairs in the choir. We’ll let you know when we get another one.
7. We’re
short an usher today; could you help?
6. We
need strong singers like you in the pews.
5. Did
you know singing can aggravate sinus problems?
4. We
still need good people for the handbell choir.
3. It
is a shame composers do not write more songs in your style.
2. You
have a unique range — you hit both notes very well.
1. Did
you know there is a new study starting the same night the choir rehearses? You might
really get a lot out of it.
A+++ (the all-time classic) –
“Just move your lips!”
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